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selfish prick

A person who doesn't give a shit about the needs of others. Somebody who is so completely self-absorbed, that he intentionally hurts others for his own benefit.
Taylor is such a selfish prick, he will continue to send unwanted text messages to people who tolerate him, even though they have requested that he stop.
by GregandJay January 2, 2012
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selvedge

Selvage and selvedge mean exactly the same thing - different companies spell it differently and there apparently is no "right" way to spell it. It comes from the phrase "self-edge" which refers to the edge being finished by the loom instead of sewn together after weaving. thanks Geowu. Selvage is the term commonly used to refer to denim that has been produced on a shuttle loom. Since the amount of fabric produced from a shuttle loom is significantly narrower than a projectile (wide) loom, the cotton consumption is higher and the time required is greater. In selvage jeans, you will see the actual edge of the fabric where the weaving stops and is finished by the loom, as opposed to denim woven on a projectile loom, where the fabric has been cut off at the ends. The "redline" selvage is Levi's signature and was used in all their jeans up to 1982, before Cone Mills nixed them for the more modern projectile looms, which are faster and much more efficient.
I've sold brand new raw selvedge Evisu's
by vadikk September 6, 2007
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Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009
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Self-Pollinate

self-stimulation or masturbation
I'm going to self-pollinate
by Vinxjo September 19, 2009
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Self-Gov

1. A system of self-governance, made famous in the academic world by Grinnell College.

2. Euphemism for Masturbation
1. Self-Gov is love

2. Yeah I'm gonna go self-gov for a little bit.
by the gernonator September 25, 2011
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Selective Texting

Reading and replying to text messages that interest you
Marie sent Johnny a text that said how was your weekend & I miss you. Johnny ignored the I miss you and answered about his weekend. He is selective texting back.
by Lifeisfullofgrapes August 21, 2013
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self-righteous hypocrite

A shitty person who actually believes they’ve done No wrong, and any/all problems in their life stem from other people. They’re always in the right, and can act however they want, while everyone else has to abide by their beliefs
Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.
by HJD3 November 4, 2019
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