The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.
Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.
by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020
Get the Lancaster Scoopmug. When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.
He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.
I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
by Socoa January 31, 2009
Get the retro-scoopmug. by kanerory0 June 22, 2019
Get the woop da scoopmug. by Chris M.F. October 18, 2008
Get the Scoopmug. Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
Get the Zoop Scoopingmug. the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.
by gredonglious October 1, 2023
Get the the vanilla scoopmug. by VFM Boyz October 3, 2019
Get the Salty Scoopmug.