Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.

Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin

by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

salty avocado

Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple

Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado

by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes

That man is a salty cunt

by Innjured December 28, 2017

salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink

Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John

by Memer9000 January 2, 2020

salty britches

Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.

Calm down salty britches, it's not that big of a deal.

by lorddrook January 20, 2020

7S Salty

A good manager

omg 7s salty is da best

by Use Code GTX August 2, 2020