Salad Ass

When you eat too much salad/roughage causing loose stools giving one the ability to identify the different vegetables within the feces. Unrelated to tossing salad.

I had a huge Greek salad last night for dinner and this morning I have salad ass.

by SweetFish February 17, 2010

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

Salad fart

When you or someone is tossing salad and that person farts in your mouth!

Jane: What the fuck Tom did you just fart in my mouth?!?
Tom: Yea how's that salad fart taste!

by Ajdnls June 13, 2015

fruit loop salad

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.

holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad

by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010

WHAT ABOUT SALAD?

If someone says something you don't understand or just don't want to answer, a common thing the hip generation does is say "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"

Acting like they didn't hear what they said.

Irrelevant person:"Do you wanna see my earwax collection?"
You: "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"

by CUZYOLOLOLZ August 16, 2012

salad fingers

salad fingers is a silly man who is just trying to make it in this world of nettles and rusty spoons.

"i want to marry all you gorgeous taps"
"the feeling of rust agains my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"

by katy luke March 31, 2005

tossing the salad

Analingus. Specifically, mouth-to-anus contact of a sexual nature. Orgin often attributed to prison.

Person A: "How was your date last night?"
Person B: "Not bad, I took her home and we fooled around, but while I was eating her out she asked me to toss her salad too."

by i really shouldn't know this, but i do December 27, 2004