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Running Mummy

Go to a graveyard and dig up a woman's corpse who is still fresh but not too fresh. Recommended freshness is around two to three months. Dig up the corpse and take its clothes off. Then proceed to blow into the vagina like you're blowing up a balloon. Blow until you see the skin start to stretch or when you can't blow in anymore. Then run and jump on the dilated stomach. This will cause all internal matter to rush out of the body through the vagina.
Did you see that story on the news about the desecrated corpse? I heard it was a running mummy.
by Jason Edward December 27, 2007
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runnin' those

to have sex reaaly hard. Bang the hell out of her.
by cbeezy34 February 4, 2006
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running of the bulls

A cruel tradition in Pamplona, Spain, in which bulls are driven down a street with people running in front of them. Only a few of the human participants have been killed in the history of the event, however, every bull that has run through the street has been horrendously stabbed to death in the bull ring. To protest this act of animal cruelty, animal rights activists have started a new tradition: The Running of the Nudes, in which protestors run the route, many without clothes on.
That idiot is going to participate in the Running of the Bulls.
by Bite me October 29, 2003
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running a marathon

When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon
"i wanna run a marathon" said bones
by beef April 17, 2005
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fuck me running

"fuck me running you fucknose, i'm not doing the laundry i'd rather fuck your mothers face"
by momo September 27, 2003
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running to the left of Bernie Sanders

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in Arizona
supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of Bernie Sanders.
by Sexydimma November 13, 2020
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running it hard

Been high on ice for a while without coming down, and smokin more of it when you are coming down to stay high.
That tweaker bitch has been runninn it hard now for at least 2 weeks.
by NorthKauaiChica May 13, 2005
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