Reading To Owls.
It's when you have nothing better to do with your day so you decide to go read to an owl (they're the smartest of all the birds, except the afty but you can rarely find one of those.
It's when you have nothing better to do with your day so you decide to go read to an owl (they're the smartest of all the birds, except the afty but you can rarely find one of those.
I'm bored im going to do RTO.
by Elbonio October 12, 2005
Get the RTO mug.A shortened version of "read the fucking quest text" used in mmorpg as World of warcraft. It is used when someone asks a question related to a quest and the answer could be easily obtained by reading the text associated with the quest.
<Clueless>:Hey guyz where can I find dis guy from <A simple task> quest???????
<Annoyed>:rtfqt
<Clueless>:Wtf n00b ignored lolz
<Annoyed>:rtfqt
<Clueless>:Wtf n00b ignored lolz
by Kwisatz December 9, 2008
Get the rtfqt mug.The sound made mentally when one reads an unpronounceable name in any type of text. The voice reading aloud goes into a spasm when coming across the word, and instead pronounces it 'rtbuigha', no matter what letters are contained in the aforementioned name.
*text*
Clouds of smoke and ash have appeared above the volcano Eyjafjallajökull recently.
*voice reading in head*
Clouds of smoke and ash have appeared above the volcano rtbuigha recently.
Clouds of smoke and ash have appeared above the volcano Eyjafjallajökull recently.
*voice reading in head*
Clouds of smoke and ash have appeared above the volcano rtbuigha recently.
by Jedi Dave August 25, 2010
Get the rtbuigha mug.RTOT our car broke down on our roadtrip through the Mojave desert and all we had to drink was warm Gatorade?
by ezkeihl August 28, 2015
Get the RTOT mug.Rub, Tug, Scrub. When you go to a massage parlor/day spa (likely Asian) and get a shitty massage, table shower and happy ending (jerked off till completion).
Derrick went to get an RTS after work. He skipped the rub and went straight for the tug. Only $40 for half hour!
After drinking with the boys we all got RTS's. Woke up feeling refreshed af.
After drinking with the boys we all got RTS's. Woke up feeling refreshed af.
by TBluntz March 16, 2017
Get the RTS mug.Corn Alert Reponse Team; when there is corn(a hot chick) somewhere call in your buddies to sneak a peak.
by Joe12121212121212 December 16, 2008
Get the C.A.R.T. mug.RTS is an initialism for Real Trap Sh*t. It is used as a hashtag, #RTS, when describing a track that is significantly more crunk than modern day hip-hop beats. It is also used to make the distinction in separating really good trap tracks from generic and poorly produced trap tracks.
These young money instrumentals aren't cutting it. Time for some #RTS.
Trap Virgin: Harlem Shake by Baauer is the best trap song ever!
Trap Enthusiast: I mean it's ok. Listen to Carnage, Bro Safari, and Flosstradamus.
Trap Virgin: Damn son, where'd ya find this?
See Real Trap Sh*t for more info.
Trap Virgin: Harlem Shake by Baauer is the best trap song ever!
Trap Enthusiast: I mean it's ok. Listen to Carnage, Bro Safari, and Flosstradamus.
Trap Virgin: Damn son, where'd ya find this?
See Real Trap Sh*t for more info.
by Non_Serviam November 24, 2013
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