TBluntz's definitions

RTS

Rub, Tug, Scrub. When you go to a massage parlor/day spa (likely Asian) and get a shitty massage, table shower and happy ending (jerked off till completion).

Derrick went to get an RTS after work. He skipped the rub and went straight for the tug. Only $40 for half hour!

After drinking with the boys we all got RTS's. Woke up feeling refreshed af.

by TBluntz March 16, 2017