rock science

The top science which you choose in the HSC if you want to learn about The Rock as well as learn bits of physics, chemistry and biology. Otherwise known as Earth & Environmental Science it is a subject where you catch up with the latest gossip in the school, vent all your frustrations and do your online shopping.

Field trips include dumpster diving at school to learn about waste management, swimming in the creek, attending climate protests and going on trips to Hawaii and Vegas if your teacher is rich enough to own 3 investment houses. If she owns less then a trip to Uluru would suffice.

Stanley: I heard there's beef in the staffroom
Rock Science Teacher: Beef is unsustainable.

Stanley: I need to take a shit
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: You don't need to tell me!
Stanley: I'm gonna need wipes.
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: Wipes kill the environment!
Stanley: hELLo MS MeAd dO yOu HaVE aNY WiPes?

by lord_dingleberry September 14, 2019

rock fetch

Playing "go fetch me a rock" is an exercise (often in a corporate context) where someone (e.g. a boss or client) asks you to find or produce some item, product or answer, but they do not provide specific and durable requirements. Then after you bring them the item, they claim it does not satisfy requirements, so you must go fetch another, different, such item. This is tantamount to having requirements change on you after you've delivered the product intended to satisfy the requirements.

"Go fetch me a rock. No, that rock isn't the right kind. Go fetch a bigger rock. No, that rock does not have the right shape. Go fetch a sharper rock." ...and thus you rock fetch ad infinitum.

by D0ct0rMiJaG0 April 19, 2018

Pee Rock

The clumps formed in a cat's litter-box when they pee and bury it.

I was cleaning out Molly's litter-box and I found three pee rocks.

by Moobs158 March 22, 2010

Rocking Piledriver

During sexual intercourse, position where the female recipient is upside down while the male is standing above her kicking his left leg and doing air guitar. Variation is The Backstage Pass where the guy is backward, playing drums on her butt.

My favorite sex position is the Rocking Piledriver, I love watching her face as I air guitar above her.

by BigOleFloppian January 18, 2009

Pride Rock It

Verb: To hold a person or object over Pride Rock

That mac n cheese is definitely worthy for you to pride rock it

by <3 Man Cave <3 September 12, 2010

Rock or Potato

Phrase derived from the traveling game Rock or Potato (where upon seeing an object of questionable nature one member of the group asks Rock or Potato and each member of the group must declare Rock or Potato before approaching the object). This phrase is used to indicate the positive or negative nature of a statement.

"Oh man Jessica, I hooked up with this guy last night..."

"OOOOooh! Rock or Potato? "
"Rock ;)"
"Yeah gurl!"

by Cummingtonite December 9, 2010

Water Rocks

Ya Know.... Water Rocks

Also known as "Ice"
A hardened, colder form of water.

Did you guys see those water rock sculptures?!
Those were the best water rocks I have ever had.

by Sophray February 4, 2018