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Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.
That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.
by Crubaka September 2, 2009
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Retarded Dragon

When you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a retarded dragon.
Yo man, did you see me just now? Those pizza rolls were so hot I looked like I was a retarded dragon.
by JuliusPepperwood May 24, 2015
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retard dong

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.
by Manuterus May 14, 2015
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retards mistake

A 'retards mistake' is when someone surprisingly do something good, great or extraordinary even though everybody expected differently.

You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake...

The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute...
"-George Bush just talked two minutes without any mispronunciation or nonsense coming from his lips.

-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake."
by Brune Hugorm August 3, 2010
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Retard Tingles

Retard Tingles is commonly caused by watching the humiliation and misfortune of others. It creates an over whelming embarrassing feeling that tingles all over the body and causes the face to flentch up much like a retard or one that is disabled.
While watching a contestant fail miserably on American Idol Jarch shouted, "Oh my ga I have retard tingles all over my bod".
by EGJ February 9, 2009
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ok retard

said when someone is being retarded
by slayeer August 25, 2019
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gay retard

n. adj. A retard who is also gay.
by Razir November 12, 2013
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