rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes

John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010

rechargation

The act of recharging either a battery or your own energies. Especially fun to use due to it sounding similar to retardation.

1. guy 1 "My cell is almost dead", guy 2 "better get your rechargation on"

2. guy 1"I am taking a break from blogging. I need to rest and recharge my creative juices.", guy 2 "Enjoy your rest and rechargation!"

by amon731 February 24, 2011

rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

Rectroll

To surreptitiously expose an unsuspecting viewer to a picture of an anus through obfuscation. The novelty practice of rectrolling is executed through the display of digital images (typically on the World-wide Web) containing anal content when the image viewer is expecting to view an image without such content. The practice may take multiple forms, such as falsely advertising a hyperlink, or in creative photography featuring a primary non-anal subject matter that draws the viewer’s eye, resulting in some form of delay before the viewer notices the anus displayed in the photograph.

The term rectroll is a derivative of the Internet phenomenon “rickroll,” combined with an abbreviation of “rectum.”

To surreptitiously expose an unsuspecting viewer to a picture of an anus through obfuscation. The novelty practice of rectrolling is executed through the display of digital images (typically on the World-wide Web) containing anal content when the image viewer is expecting to view an image without such content. The practice may take multiple forms, such as falsely advertising a hyperlink, or in creative photography featuring a primary non-anal subject matter that draws the viewer’s eye, resulting in some form of delay before the viewer notices the anus displayed in the photograph.
The term rectroll is a derivative of the Internet phenomenon “rickroll,” combined with an abbreviation of “rectum.”

I totally just rectrolled my boss, he’ll never have another night of peaceful sleep after he unsuspectingly saw a picture of my ass.

by Rectal Rectardo May 4, 2011

Rectal Amnesia

When you can't remember shit.

I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.

by Cryptic One May 19, 2013

rectaltangular

A penis perfectly shaped for an anus

1. I rectaltangulared your mom
2. A dude who loves anal, is rectangular

by rectangal October 11, 2013

rectal hammar

The name givin to Somone who destroys recroms in a awesome way

Dude Taylor is such a rectal hammar dude he gave Bo a hammering

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013