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japanese rain goggles

When a girl squats over your face and dripps her pussy juices in your eye's.
oh yeah baby come here and give me the japanese rain goggles.
by flogglywoggly November 28, 2010
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Rain Man

When a man cries whilst masturbating, using his own tears as lubricant.
"I'm so fucking lonely...I might just go home, have a pot noodle and rain man until the sun comes up"
by Doktor Mandrake April 8, 2015
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Japanese Rain Goggles

When a girl is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and wished you had a pair of goggles.
Two And A Half Men:

Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?

Alan: I've never even heard of that

Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them
by Pista November 26, 2010
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Rain on Me

What a flaming homosexual would say to imply that they want a facial after a lengthy period of giving head. The slang term was adopted by Italian gay icons Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande with the release of their single 'Rain On Me' and their official Instagram filter, which places droplets of cum onto the faces of those who use it.
I was sucking his dick for so long that it felt like I was gonna throw up. I just let him rain on me since I definitely couldn't have swallowed that load!
by RedOctagonStopThat May 21, 2020
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Rain Dandruff

At first glance it appears to be glistening flakes of dandruff, upon closer inspection they are just large droplets of rain hugging the hair from a steady downpour.
What is that stuff in your hair?

Oh....

I thought you had a bad case of lice. I guess its just rain dandruff.
by Jarrod Corbett April 4, 2008
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assid rain

contaminated shit that rains from your ass with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties.
The flowers wilted in the bathroom after my assid rain dump.
by sheepyone January 14, 2009
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change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
by housenog September 27, 2011
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