lil pudin

one who has very small penis and flings shit balls everywhere he goes

you look like you just saw lil pudin

by palard lolsack December 20, 2008

vanilla pudding

a chubby, pale white girl who is sexually promiscuous. A VP is not physically attractive, but has a reputation for being very talented sexually, especially at oral sex.

Got to get me some vanilla pudding tonight. The pipes are getting backed up.

by BillCozby May 20, 2010

black pudding

A great English delicacy made with pigs intestines and blood

Eeeeh! I've never seen't black puddens s'black

by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch November 3, 2003

23-chromosome pudding

A man's ejaculate, warm and creamy, ready to be consumed by his sexual partner. So-called, because of the 23 chromosomes of DNA contained in the sperm.

Man, that girl I took to dinner last night was hot. She had some of my 23-chromosome pudding for dessert.

by perverted_one June 28, 2007

chocolate and vanilla pudding

when a gay or straight man ejaculates in another mans booty while the man thats being ejaculated on creates fecies at the same time.

dude... i totally choclolate and vanilla puddinged carson last night.

frank was upset because he found out his lover chocolate and vanilla puddinged another man.

by shawty got dat sick mind March 7, 2009

Puddi

Puddi ia a drug made from a variety of household chemicals mixed with vanilla pudding. The recipe is not clear, but typically involves some combination of bleach, antifreeze, drano, brake fluid, or any of a variety of common chemicals. The mixture is typically ingested in small amounts, but can also be injected in diluted form without the pudding.
The effects vary based on exact recipe and quantity ingested, but range from extreme lethargy and unresponsiveness to mild hallucinations.

Dear Parents,

As i am sure many of you are aware, this high school has a zero-tolerance policy on drugs.

Recently, a group of students in the 5th grade were found taking an illicit substance known 'on the street; as 'Puddi'.

Puddi, is a Japanese Gelatin dessert, but when mixed with other chemicals and substances can be potentially addictive, even fatal.

We urge you to speak to your child about this drug as soon as possible.

Yours Sincerely

Jenifer Williams

Headteacher

by M.A.P.A. December 7, 2010

cum-pudding

cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!

A bunch of us cadets got together for our Friday night JO party and made cum-pudding!

by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020