by CLNR May 31, 2020
When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
// example of public static void main string args
import java.util.scanner;
public class Main {
private int num = 4;
public static void main(String args) {
Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Enter Name: ");
String name = inp.nextLine();
System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");
}
}
import java.util.scanner;
public class Main {
private int num = 4;
public static void main(String args) {
Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Enter Name: ");
String name = inp.nextLine();
System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");
}
}
by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024
Becoming so extremely intoxicated that you completely blackout, commit at minimum 1 felony, and are in jail <<or>> about to enter court and be sentenced to prison before you're coherent and functionally sober enough to find out what felony/felonies you are being charged with.
"I indeed went "up the road Cisco", for 5 years, after sobering up and finding out I was in jail with a felony induced by Public Intoxifcation."
" Public Intoxification "
" Public Intoxification "
by RebelWolfQueen December 04, 2024
by Abby Finnegan February 07, 2024
A public pronoun is nearly the same as a personal pronoun only better used for public and social settings. Where they/them can be someone's personal pronouns it is more proper to publically and socially engage with said person with the more triditional he/him she/her Mr/Mrs Sir/Ma'am which are public pronouns.
Hello Sir and Ma'am welcome to my Bakery may I offer your some samples, perhaps a nice mini strawberry cupcake for the little miss? Oh and we use public pronouns here at Sanity Bakery.
by NateBlank November 01, 2022
A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living
by Chsvdbs March 14, 2019