pretzel nubs

The most delicious part of a pretzel.

Where's the pretzel nubs?

by mod_mark August 6, 2014

pretzling

Fucking a girl and your dick goes through the hole in the pretzel to reach her pussy

Dude, me and sapna were pretzling all night

by Steel172 August 7, 2014

Pretzel

where two guys are butt to butt and they reach around to give each others handjobs

Hey bro, do you want to pretzel with me, I really need ot let go.

by WontResist June 4, 2015

pretzel

Pinning a girl legs behind her head before engaging in sex.

"How was she in bed?"
"Well, I put her in the pretzel. She didn't move much."

by Rusty Collins October 10, 2015

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016

Pretzel

Noun ( pret-zuhl )

A bread made of dough and shaped like a knot.

A pretzel was on a napkin.

by JulianDB December 15, 2016

protancreous

1. An annoying little bitch
2. A method of masturbation where one sits on their off hand until it's numb, then proceeds to jerk off profusely.

He's a fucking protancreous bastard.

He loves to jerk off in a protancreous style.

by Ctaylor1079 December 21, 2016