food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

amateur photographer

Somebody who claims to be a photographer to convince people to pose nude for them.

Yes, I'm currently classed as an amateur photographer but with your nude portfolio I'll go pro.

by vannie March 14, 2017

Forced protagonist

When in a story or rp, a person forced the plot to change in a way allowing them to automatically become a main character

Man, (insert name here) is such a forced protagonist!

by Some guy from the web April 16, 2017

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

disney protocol

The way to be a fu*king adult with some hardas* adventure and fun. It's like cussing in Disney World. Cuss cuz you're an adult, be in Disney World cuz you're a child at heart .

When you're stressed follow the Disney Protocol

by Let's talk about the universe August 24, 2017

Bootleg Photographer

Someone who purchases a DSLR camera, uses it on automatic to take Instagram worthy images and calls themselves a photographer.

She's a bootleg photographer.

by AudacitybytheSea April 15, 2018

Reedley Photographer

Commonly known for being the local sports photographer for Reedley High and other local sports teams. Also a commonly known casual photographer.

Robert: Dude did you see what Jan just posted on his website?

Phillip: Who's Jan?

Robert: The Reedley photographer headass, the one who takes our soccer pictures.

Phillip: Oh, that Jan.

by Unknown408-142 February 25, 2019