Dick potato 

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

Dick potato by Codking43 July 14, 2016

antisocial potato 

The name of which a person who thinks they are ugly and antisocial use for themselves

"Ugh whatever I'll just sit here and be an antisocial potato😕"

antisocial potato by Antisocial_potato_77 December 27, 2016

Salty potato cake 

A legend or an amazing person

"Remy is a total salty potato cake!!"

Salty potato cake by Sarah dim sim January 1, 2017

Dumb Potato

No you're not

"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*

Dumb Potato by William "beau" turner May 4, 2017

couple potatoes 

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.

Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.

couple potatoes by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017

ass potato 

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

ass potato by nobody else here October 16, 2017

lazy potato 

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato

person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"

lazy potato by da cancer of life January 26, 2018