Philanice to meet you

A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.

Philanice to meet you, Mr. Smith, were you witness to last nights Seventy-Sixers game?

by Ravenknocker July 22, 2024

Philanthropist

A noun that most millionaires/billionaires describe themselves as. Most of the time they use scummy methods to pretend that they donated a lot to charity, while they are taking away just as much from their minimum wage employees.

"Jeffrey Preston Bezos is an American businessman, media proprietor, investor and philanthropist" - Said no one ever other than Jeff himself

by beefwezenton July 30, 2024

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Phepa

Leader of nations. One who has power on the closest level you can get to godly. He can do and excel at many things, but he has his own mysterious ways of doing his thing sometimes

That man is a complete Phepa, and he is known worldwide

by Dazzledsage_911 August 14, 2024

phialovesmio

phialovesmio is a massive dyke and mio’s gf

“phialovesmio likes to eat out mio”

by maehem_69 September 9, 2023

Philander Chase

Someone who climbs a hill and says a prayer, and founds Kenyon College there

Genius freshman comedian: I philander on her chase till she English major
Everyone else: yeah so funny bro, that’s definitely how Philander Chase wants to be remembered

by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023

Philanthropist

Another name for a rich crook.

If i donate money to my charity I can reclaim my taxes via a bonus and call myself a philanthropist.
Your charity should match your interests as well,
Pedophilia=childrens charity
Thief=land preservation charity
Racist=homeless charity
Cannibal=human research charity
Abusive alcoholism= animal rescue charity
Vegans? Just get in the freezer with the meat, close the lid and shut up you avocado.

by Moagliee-khan September 19, 2023