Penis

A large object of mass destruction

It’s used to penetrate buildings - Penis

by Gawk Gawk Gobbler January 14, 2021

Penis

The thing that is between your legs and dangles when you walk. Except for you females only alpha males get this priority.

Hey Jimbo, You have a huge penis man.

by Mery Men1 February 2, 2021

Penis

What Your Dad Used To Make You.

Hey My Dad Used His Penis To Make Me.

by f_t_l March 1, 2021

peni

An adjective pertaining to the anarchist punk/goth band Rudimentray Peni. Usually insane, terrifying, or in some way akin to a mental illness.

Dude, that show was so peni! I almost had a seizure!

by closet punk May 24, 2005

Penis

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
Date: 1676
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

I like to suck penis. Cock. What stenzler has in his juicy white ass.
whiteazz

by Jack Byers January 12, 2004

Penis

n. A part of the male human body that operates itself in a most incriminating manner.

I was going to make the job interview but the penis decided I should visit my girl instead.

by Mykl66 September 18, 2012

Penis

Something Ronald wishes he had.

I wish i had a penis like every other normal guy...

by Sherazzaz January 9, 2011