oscar

He is a lying, manipulative piece of shit that will do and say anything to make you believe he has changed as a person to get you back after treating you like shit for a little over 3 years. Whatever you do, don't trust him. He will break your heart and hurt you and make you think it was all your fault. Don't do it to yourself girl.

Jen: "How is your relationship going?"

Marry: "I don't know, I think he is an Oscar..."

Jen: Dump him, dump him now before he makes you think youre the one that hurt him when he is really a lying sack of dicks."

Marry: -blocks him on all social media and changes her number-

by You Know You Fgt July 1, 2016

oscar meyer

a big old black weena

-you gonna back it up?
-I dont back shit up, im just gonna wave around my big old osca meya.

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

oscar

Perhaps a man known for eating numerous hot dogs, he is childish and hangs out with people who are either cool or douches. Oscar himself is a rather chill and cool guy who people dont mind being around.

Hey Oscar is pretty cool. Yea but his friends are fags.

by DaddyTom11 August 7, 2011

oscar

Referring to an ounce of marijuana.

"Hey man, do you got an oscar for sale?"

by Krumpelstiltskin May 22, 2008

angry orchard

Blow job with apple juice in your mouth

It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.

by mullens patron September 9, 2015

orchard park

The worst school in southern ontario. We have teachers such as Mrs. Youn, who is a the co-op nazi. Also, Mr Elliot the so called "Best of everything" is a weirdo.
Also a Mr. Faccio, nicknamed "P.Faccis" by students named Dylan and Dan M. Dont haxorz with P. Faccis!

Cardinal Newman Kid: Yo man wtf jdm yo! You goto that school , thats shit. OP is not OG. Its full of wannabe dope slangers. Orchard Park is a shitty school comared to our see thru stairs at CN! YOU SUCK!

Dylan: Why you testin' my gangsta, I shoot you up Stoney Creek Style, fool! They dont call me Delightful Dylan for no reason, fool.

by Jordan Muldoon October 11, 2006

Oscar Meyer

The feeling you've seen this bologna before.

Dad: Why didn't you do the dishes? Son: I forgot. Dad: Definitely feeling some Oscar Meyer.

by Problematique February 4, 2009