When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.
by SneakyVom December 12, 2011
Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.
- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.
by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021
"Ohh he's doing a spencer"
by MR KFC ASIAN MAN August 25, 2017
Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall
"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"
by chichesterfield September 22, 2007
by necrotism September 02, 2006
1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.
2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.
Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.
See also "ashley".
2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.
Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.
See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."
Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"
2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"
2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
by ToonArmyMIA December 11, 2010
by Urban Dictionary August 13, 2007