by Person038384847 January 1, 2019

While at the dog park, John notices his dog covered in dog ejaculates.
John: I think that my dog just got Slimed
Jane: by the looks of it, it must have been a pretty big dog
John: I think that my dog just got Slimed
Jane: by the looks of it, it must have been a pretty big dog
by Dog_whisker_slime March 21, 2021

by Ark Bahamut December 18, 2018

1. ur homie, pal, bro, etc.
2. Sticky goo that lame twelvies love
3. THE. WORST. DAMN. MINECRAFT MOB. EV-FUCKING-ER!!!!!
they can multiply when they die. in case ur a noob they come in 3 sizes. Large slime will split into medium slimes upon death, and each medium slime can split into 3 small slimes. Small slimes just drop slimeballs. The capability of slimes to multiply can make them hard to deal with when there are many large and medium slimes. For the Nether version of slime see magma cube.
2. Sticky goo that lame twelvies love
3. THE. WORST. DAMN. MINECRAFT MOB. EV-FUCKING-ER!!!!!
they can multiply when they die. in case ur a noob they come in 3 sizes. Large slime will split into medium slimes upon death, and each medium slime can split into 3 small slimes. Small slimes just drop slimeballs. The capability of slimes to multiply can make them hard to deal with when there are many large and medium slimes. For the Nether version of slime see magma cube.
1. Person 1: Wassup slime!
Person 2: Wassup homie!
2. Lame-ass twelvie: Ooh I love Poopsie Slime even though it‘s babyish and does not work! UwU~
3. Some Minecrafter: Damn! These slimes are swarming me! I have half a heart of health! Better munch a golden apple or I’m screwed! Wait...I don‘t have any...*Astronomia(Coffin Dance Song) starts playing*
Person 2: Wassup homie!
2. Lame-ass twelvie: Ooh I love Poopsie Slime even though it‘s babyish and does not work! UwU~
3. Some Minecrafter: Damn! These slimes are swarming me! I have half a heart of health! Better munch a golden apple or I’m screwed! Wait...I don‘t have any...*Astronomia(Coffin Dance Song) starts playing*
by MinecraftRulesDotCom June 14, 2020

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
by LIMINALGINGER May 6, 2024

by JohnDough420 December 12, 2017

Questioner: lebron veiny dih to yo crack, name 1 cartoon character
Person: man idk, just rape me then slime he arnd the corner while you're at it
Person: man idk, just rape me then slime he arnd the corner while you're at it
by Nah Cuz February 26, 2025
