e-cool

People who are e-cool generally have no social life, or are completely insecure about the one they have.
They seek constant acceptance amongst their online brethren by proudly displaying every achievement of their meaningful lives for others to see. Favorite topics amongst those who adhere to the e-cool ethos include doing drugs, drinking loads and still being fine (or being hardcore, see "Ripper") or whenever they've pulled a girl. Either way, denizens of the internet mock their pathetic attempts at social interaction and proceed to flame them. The veracity of such claims is generally unfounded, which makes it even funnier when it all falls apart and turns out to be a lie.
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Jordan Eppy / Intensity
Daz :p
by :p January 01, 2004
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E-Slut

A girl who hits on, cybers with, and acts generally sexually needy with differnet person on the internet. The girl may not be a slut in real life, becuase of multiple reasons, one being her incredable ugliness.
XSnowBAbE09X is an e-slut, she goes into AIM chatrooms and tries to cyber with others.
by Turtle January 15, 2004
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E-Factor

being awesome to a huge and exponential degree almost too much for normal people to withstand. Having skill of the highest degree in playing guitar, wooing the ladies, and chopping wood.
He's so awesome he must have the E-factor.
by Earl Coleman III December 10, 2009
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e-maul

A particularly nasty e-mail sent with the intention of berating, ridiculing, or otherwise demeaning the recipient - the white collar equivilent of being mauled
My boss is pissed about that missed deadline! He just sent an e-maul to my inbox.
by pacmahon August 14, 2009
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e-hoarding

To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.
if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!
by brooke's eye March 18, 2010
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E-CHAT

A chat site full of cancer and trolls.
Sophia: E-chat really be full of cancer and trolls

Mariah: No cap sis
by Westbrooks August 14, 2020
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e-tease

n. Someone who flirts on social networking sites, chats, etc. and promises to be a potential date but never comes thru.

etymology similar to e-mail, e-book, etc.
Guy1: I've been chatting with this chick for a while.

Guy2: Did you ask her out yet?

Guy1: No man, she's such an e-tease.

Guy2: ah, sorry bro yeah I know how that feels.
by anikrou March 04, 2009
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