mrs. funk

the bipolar teacher who can be nice but also the meanest teacher you've ever met! shes very lovable but get on her bad side and all hell breaks lose.

"hey did you see mrs. funk? she was nice this morning but I think shes on her bacon bits month"

by mrs.funks fav student May 21, 2021

bussel-funk

Busses-Funks are just like floppy puppies that run up all excited and ready to play.

You're puppy is so adorable! Does it always bussel-funk??

by cmg310 December 20, 2016

Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 26, 2023

Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....

Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.

by cosmic candy September 06, 2017

Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

by Rebooted April 28, 2025

Smoke Funk

Smoking some smelly, sticky, buds

Dude pass me some funk so we can smoke funk.

by Chillinvibes February 11, 2010

Fantasy funk

The emotional slump hardcore fantasy football fans go into after the football season is over with.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go out Monday night for a beer?
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.

by Lo Fo Sho February 22, 2010