soil load

The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth

Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth

by Jordie Jordan February 8, 2022

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

hit load

A shortening of "Bust a load, and hit the road."

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."

by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

Infinite Load

The perpetual screen of nothing that comes up when the editors of Urban Dictionary are trying to do their jobs.

I'm trying to be a good editor but I keep getting an infinite load

by theskaassassin February 16, 2009

Loaded insult

A compliment ruined by an insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.

by rhea9914 January 7, 2008

Cognitive Load

1. a state of extreme mental exhaustion because of excessive content absorption or mind-numbing work
2. the state of your current brain power for any particular task or event

I have definitely hit my cognitive load on learning this new spreadsheet process. Time for drunk slushies!

by Golden Rules September 5, 2015