nickel pickle

A penis that has the circumference equal to that of a nickel, and is about 5 inches long. Therefore, a nickel pickle is essentially only worth about 5¢ due to its lack of girth and length.

Girl: My boyfriend said he had a huge cock, but it turned out it was only a nickel pickle.

by AutoMatt Ickly April 30, 2014

nickelodeon

A dumbass channel aimed at suburban rich white protestant bush-supporting children. Only suburban and rich kids that are spoiled can ever get on air unless they give free trips for the "poor" children and then shows the poor children on the tv to humilate them.

Rocko's Modern Life was the shiz, as well as all of their other shows which showed alot of ooze and other sick stuff featuring a good variety of people. Now only white people are show on it unless it's some black person that is known to be "hip" and "ghetto" like.

by myself November 28, 2004

Dirty Nickel

A sleezy person or object.

"That slut's a dirty nickel rigth therr!"

by Straw Hat December 9, 2006

nacker

A black person who acts white. The opposite of the dreaded wigger.

I want to beat down nackers, but I'd rather stomp a wigger any day of the week.

by Vagina Jones February 5, 2007

nickesh

a boy/man from leicester
man

is he nickesh or is he just a random boy?

by the don December 19, 2004

nickelback

An object which has no purpose, utility, or benefit to any job, task, or problem.

A glass hammer. A paper condom. A fire proof match. A Nickelback.

by SoggyB December 14, 2012

Nickelback

To nickelback is to manually stimulate by means of the "peeler" while sobbing uncontrollably to garish music such as Nickelback.

"I can't believe mom caught me nickelbacking again. It is soooooo embarrassing."

"What a shitty day. I can't wait to go home and Nickelback."

by cutty024 December 15, 2012