mtv

Another american corporation seeking to corrupt the rest of the world.
- Plays a lot of shitty music. Kids above 8 years old DO NOT watch it unless they are drunk and need something to make them puke.
- Also has a lot of stupid shows that should make people laugh. They don't. (shows about fasion are the worst, as every single thing said or shown there is bull**it)
Remember: watching MTV and yell about it in school ISN'T COOL!

mtv is trully unique (you know what i mean)

by Cacat August 6, 2006

mtv

MORONIC TELEVISION-I remember in the fucking day when you watched MTV to listen to music, not watch some fucking retarded reality show or a bunch of wannabe gangstas who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. The kids who watch MTV think it is cool to pretend they are just like these wannabe gangstas. If they want to be just like them, then go out and buy some fucking shoe polish and smear it all over their face and act like a fool.

I think MTV sucks a big puss infected dick!

by nunyabiznessasshole April 4, 2007

mtfbwy

May the force be with you.

Good Luck Luke, May the Force be with you.

by hitokiri October 4, 2003

MTV

The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

MTV sucks

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

MTV

Music television. A popular cable/satellite television station viewed primarily by teenagers and pre-teens. MTV used to be a station dedicated to showing music videos, but it has since changed its programming to bland reality shows about teenagers.

"... music still on MTV..." ~Bowling for Soup

by Masquatto January 15, 2005

MTP

Magical Tea Party - a slightly derogatory term used in roleplaying system design (mostly on The Gaming Den) that refers to a freeform style of RP. Events and outcomes of the players' actions are determined by DM fiat rather than by a character's skill or chance of success.

DM: So as the DM, I decide everything that happens. There will be no dice rolling. What I say goes, and you can react however you like. What happens due to your reaction though is completely at my whim as well.

Player: So... it's basically MTP?

by GhostwheelZ January 1, 2012

MTV syndrome

Someone who believes that once a song goes on mtv it is lame or that band sold itself out. Also someone who is overly-indie.

first day: person 1: "damn i love (song name here)!!"
second day: person 2: "did you see (song name here) on mtv last night??"
person 1: "ya, it sucked"

Mtv syndrome sucks.

by OPM October 14, 2005