little mouse on a motorcycle

The excuse Junior gives after passing a series of popcorn farts that go... putt putt putt!

Mother: Um, Junior... did someone just pass a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother... that was just a little mouse on a motorcycle riding through the house.

by janedough March 5, 2008

Mouse Trap

when a guy's cock get hard and he puts it between his stomach and his pants to hide the embarassment of public erection

Right before the teacher called me in front of the class, I used the mouse trap because I saw a hot girl.

by binh January 6, 2005

kentucky fried mouse

UK slang

Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.

I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.

by black flag June 2, 2004

Mouse

Another word for the female vagina

I need to shave my mouse, it's getting hairy.

by gbvhneoghboebhno June 5, 2007

House Mouse

Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

Or

A motorcycle groupy.

"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc

by schimschone March 12, 2005

mouse knuckle

Also known as the 'camel toe', this is the female frontal wedgie.

Check out the mouse knuckle on that chic. I can almost see her uterus.

by Perris Bueller May 2, 2005

mousepad

Another word for the hole a rat goes in.

HAHAHAHAHA i made a funny. i think.

by ananomus July 22, 2004