morgan

morgan is a siCK name my dude. if you were named morgan you would constantly be getting called morgan freeman tho. i also happen to know like 3 other morgans. morgans are usually chill, laidback people who have positive personalities, and grab the rooms attention as soon as they walk in. they are filled with light and laughter and love making other people happy.

person: “woah you’re named morgan!¡!¡!¡! that’s so siCk my dudette!¡! i’d love to have that name,, i’m stuck with bartholomew”
morgan: “yee yee thanks my dude,, i know it’s pretty siCk if i say so myself. also go by barry, much better than bartholomew”

by aprettysiCkdude June 28, 2019

Moran

Those who shine in darkness.

Moran is an Irish last name.

by Onewiththeearth October 22, 2019

Morganese

A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.

You: Hey, how was work today?

Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back

by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022

Morgan Wallen

the hottest man to ever walk the planet. oh also a bonus he makes fire music

"you hear Morgan Wallen's new song? ugh I'm so in love with him."

by morgan wallen's wife February 3, 2023

to Morgan

Opportunistic buying of something at a very ridiculous price, almost bordering on being exploitative

origin: JP Morgan's purchase of Bear Stern at $2/share

1. Bloody, I lost my purse and all my cash and credit cards along with it. The shop keeper morganed my expensive watch.

2. The company I was working for was Bear Sterned. I lost my job and had to morgan my house

by jhollain March 22, 2008

Jake Morgan

Someone who is part human, part giraffe, and likes blue haired girls.

Your neck is so long! Your such a Jake Morgan!

by bluehairgirl1212 October 31, 2017

Fort Morgan

A town in northeast colorado which welcomes diversity. The top employers here are a beef factory and a sugar beat factory which unfortunately create a very noticeable odor and possibly hazardous air polution. However, without them the town would cease to exist

Fort morgan is that smelly town in morgan county.

by Kelseybutterflyisaracistcunt November 9, 2017