monomentaliphobia

Morbid fear of not having a multiple personality.

Monomentaliphobia. The fear of the long-term dissociative.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

monomiserate

(v.) To express or feel lamentation alone (cf. commiserate)

Derivatives: monomiseration (n.)

Being single on Valentine's Day, he was left alone to monomiserate.

by langnerd January 11, 2009

monogoweinous

The love of and dedication to only one man's dick.

"Damn, I wish she'd let me take a turn at pleasing that ass."
"Nah man, you ain't gettin nowhere with that. She's monogoweinous."

by Shannon Clinton April 21, 2008

Monosus

1. A heaping helping of awesome with a side of hair.
2. Anyone who looks like multiple bible characters at once, especially Moses, Jesus, and Noah. Generally used as a nickname.

That old guy in the robe is a Monosus.

by Schizoreindeer March 20, 2009

monostache

A man or women whose eyebrows connect and are bushier in the middle than they are normally.

A mustache that is somehow connected to a persons eyebrows

Most people with these have a mullet or think they are a farmer.

Damn Heindl has a big ass monostache

Damn how did that guy get a monostache

by Farmerhater August 28, 2009

Monoversationlist

When someone calls you up to see how you are doing and all they do is talk about themselves; you can't get a word in edgewise.

The "conversation" is all about them.

Dara Torres is a monoversationlist, she only wants to talk about herself.

by Brooklyn63 November 10, 2009

Monopulate

The act of someone monopolizing all of something in a manipulative way. Anything can be monopulated - your affections, a person, the hot water in the shower, the remote control, someone's time...See Time Vampire

I can't believe that slutty girl is trying to MONOPULATE the attention of every cute guy in the bar! She is such a MONOPULATIVE little bitch!

by team grammatard January 27, 2010