Matchell

An inappropriate comment for the given conversation. An intrusive, and often "over the top" comment not suitable for a mixed audience.

"Wes definately pulled a matchell when he told a 'dead baby' joke at dinner."

by Damon Sununtnasuk August 30, 2005

A Mitch

An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."

"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."

by Brenda Murphy September 18, 2011

Mitch

short for "man bitch". An extremely moody (or bitchy) man.

girl: so what is your friend being all pissy for?
boy: oh, he's just being a mitch

by jamminguitarist February 3, 2010

Mitch

In addition to being a towel, Mitch has a HUGE cock.

Hey did you see that towel? He's hung like a Mitch!

by laurabuggggg March 12, 2009

Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

by Stephanya September 12, 2005

Michelob Ultra

The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.

Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners

by NewYorkPalmTrees January 8, 2021

Virgin Micheál

A lad who jokes about his virginity to cope with the inevitable doom of him being a virgin forever.

The male version of Virgin Mary

“Jayus that lad is a pure Virgin Micheál, look at his beard”

by Micheál/Michael January 9, 2019