mile high salad

similar to the "mile high club" but instead of sex you just simply get your salad tossed.

Hey baby you wanna go make a mile high salad cause I got a whole lot of ranch for you.

by tophieCC September 26, 2009

The Red Mile

A place in calgary where all the flames fans go to get drunk and take off their clothes for the hockey game in playoffs. No rules or laws matter when the red mile is in action, so you can be as offensive as you want!

Levi;"lets go to the red mile to pick up some skank, be rude and drunkly obscene"
David;"I'm gay"

by organdonar May 13, 2006

mild

Short for mildly retarded.

Those chicks are defiantly mild.

by Toxic540 October 10, 2005

mile high club

Technically you don't have to be in an airplane to achieve this. Just go into the bathroom at a Denver Broncos home game and sex it up.

Hey I'll be right back. Tell me if I miss anything I'm going to go join the mile high club.

by Zach-punishergetdown December 29, 2007

Dick mile

A unit of measurement. It is the number of dicks that have been in a woman's pussy,sucked or taken in the ass by a queer etc. that if they were laid end to end would stretch one mile. That is all the dick they have had is measured in dick miles.

She's got seven dick miles on her.

by The Fury 13 December 1, 2010

Black and Mild

A nother name for a Half Black, Half White guy

Mason: look its Black and Mild

Keagan: Fuck you!

by Chubbychaser37 March 13, 2010

mile to fuck ratio

ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will fuck said person. For instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person A and person B and a 95% chance of fuckage (% of fuckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to fuck, or m to f, ratio.

-Hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-Damn, thats a solid mile to fuck ratio.

by WiseMan17 September 20, 2011