Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint

Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning

by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 05, 2021

Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia

You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike

by MichiganMike January 05, 2025

Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

by PuppyJack7 September 06, 2021

Michigan Mixture

The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.

Yeah man, did you see that video? Martin got a nasty Michigan Mixture

by waterbottleenjoyer22 August 15, 2024

michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.

There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both

by Hymen grinder December 05, 2021

Michigan mitten

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass

Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?

by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024

Sweet Michigan

When you take breastfed baby poop and put it on someone’s sandwich for a mustardy surprise.

Steve doesn’t realize that he’s about to have a taste of the Sweet Michigan!

by EquestiRN February 14, 2024