Galen Medical Group

was founded in October 1992 as a physician-led, multi-specialty medical group providing outstanding health care in the greater Chattanooga area. Our mission is to elevate the health of our community through multiple medical specialties providing excellent care delivered with wisdom, compassion, and integrity with a commitment to technology, education, and scientific inquiry.

Today, Galen Medical Group is on the cutting edge of the health care industry, with a strong focus on service excellence to our patients and other clients.

by Wendysfg May 9, 2023

Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.

"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante

by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter as it is somewhat rhetorical in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 4, 2023

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter though it is somewhat more of an oxymoron in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 5, 2023

Sales mercial

An item you would Sell using an add or commercial

You tell someone they can sell their idea using a Sales Mercial

by Z Cool December 21, 2023

miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.

The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.

by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023

Stranjanska mekica

Nai-chesto sreshtanata poza v analniq sex, kudeto dve pishki se vurtqt v guza na murtva stranjaska baba, dokato debel mazen mangal si strije smegmata ot kura vurhu kosata i, praveiki umreliq purhot i smegmata kato pudra zahar.

Chovek 1: Na vsichki ot supercell she im pravim stranjanska mekica mama im kriva bavna!

by Chicken Handling Man February 25, 2026