Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.

"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

matt stone

a VERY FINE man who make south park, baseketball, orgazmo, team america, and canniball the musical

person 1: hey do you know who matt stone is

person 2: yea hes one of the creators of south park

by lagoonyy May 8, 2023

matt is a alien

Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world

Matt is a Alien

Signed by Finnadrip and LilBlac

by He is a Alien September 20, 2018

Matt Turch

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies

Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.

by atahl14 February 25, 2019

matt damon

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Matt Seelye

A very quickly done homework assignment right before the class even thought it's already turned in late.

Bro, I just pulled a Matt Seelye right before that History essay was due!

by Danny Nelson October 21, 2009

Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin

Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek

by mingymoo September 1, 2006