May 27

This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!

“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”

by ipeelteeth January 25, 2020

Annie May

A bastardization of the word anime invented by encyclopedia dramatica

Imma bouta go watch sum Annie May

by Gregunit August 27, 2007

May 5

Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩

May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend

by lesbian shit May 3, 2019

May 7th

May 7th is the day where the cutest, prettiest girls are born! They are sweet, fun loving, and drop hot beautiful!

Girl: my birthday is may 7th
Friend 1: no wonder
Friend 2: you are very amazing!

by Llama_doggo_crazy_girl November 29, 2019

May 15th

A blessed day for people who have the tendency to not just break the ice around new people but utterly shatter it. People born in this day are Mood Makers.

“You know that chick Teresa, I heard she was born in May 15th”
“No wonder she can chat with anyone”

by MythSpeaker October 15, 2019

31 may

The day you have to send a picture of Shrek to your crush

DO IT

Your crush: wow you send me a Shrek picture on the 31 May what a good idea let’s get together

by Shreklover31 November 6, 2019

May 6th

National blow job day

Oh it’s may 6th time to give a blow job

by Gordon Rams Mii October 17, 2019