jessica may

Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.

Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.

by Love family friends and life October 23, 2018

Annie May

A bastardization of the word anime invented by encyclopedia dramatica

Imma bouta go watch sum Annie May

by Gregunit August 27, 2007

May 5

Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩

May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend

by lesbian shit May 3, 2019

May 7th

May 7th is the day where the cutest, prettiest girls are born! They are sweet, fun loving, and drop hot beautiful!

Girl: my birthday is may 7th
Friend 1: no wonder
Friend 2: you are very amazing!

by Llama_doggo_crazy_girl November 29, 2019

31 may

The day you have to send a picture of Shrek to your crush

DO IT

Your crush: wow you send me a Shrek picture on the 31 May what a good idea let’s get together

by Shreklover31 November 6, 2019

May 15th

A blessed day for people who have the tendency to not just break the ice around new people but utterly shatter it. People born in this day are Mood Makers.

“You know that chick Teresa, I heard she was born in May 15th”
“No wonder she can chat with anyone”

by MythSpeaker October 15, 2019

May 6th

National blow job day

Oh it’s may 6th time to give a blow job

by Gordon Rams Mii October 17, 2019