Ling Ling

The name that any white person uses when talking about an Asian person. Ling Ling likes to eat dog.

Asian Person: The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That was some good shit Ling Ling!

by Katelucky123 December 2, 2017

LCing

Ignoring people

LC always LCing.

by D . . . December 15, 2017

Linger Finger

Artheretic women lingers her finger on a midgets sweaty knee cap during oral sex while her pussy juice flows from her nostrils and a horrible smell is released from the midgets pleasure spot on a sunny day in January.

That linger finger stank like pussy in the raw!

by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018

Ling

Has the exact same meaning as limit in math, just spelled by an older asian teacher who cannot spell or speak English to save his life.

Take the ling(v+ - v-)=0

by Mr. Simeal February 12, 2018

Ling

An idiot

What a ling

by Focal May 20, 2018

Ling tingz

The art of rolling laced marijuana joints using chopsticks

Him:What you doing, Her: im in Perth doing ling tingz aha i still haven't slept all night

by greatsouthernbntr May 31, 2018

lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.

Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.

by QuacksO June 21, 2018