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Seat Logic

The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".

"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
by Table of Knowledge October 3, 2016
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Karen Logic

Logic that people say, Typically by Karen's, that makes absolutely no sense, but somehow makes sense to them.
Person 1: Dude, that idiots Karen Logic is absolutely fucking mind blowing.

Person 2: Yea, Karen's are really stupid like that.
by KarenHater21 December 6, 2021
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Double Path Logic

Occam's Razer

If there is only a single path through a maze, there can not be branching paths.

Originates from the Corridor of Time community project of Destiny 2 Lasting from 1/14/20 -(TBD) by the group of Dead end checkers and Brute force pathing of the maze.

could be considered a spin off the religion of the "Sword Logic" of the Hive.
AmazingBrick- "hmmm.:
Shuri- "Double Path Logic!"
Domo- "Double Path Logic!"
nntb-"It's impossible, double path logic"
AmazingBrick- "oh shit"
Metamorphyse - "silence"
by Domo4448 January 20, 2020
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Gorilla Logic

Gorilla Logic is the half-witted way of figuring out a problem, asking a question or giving someone an explanation that makes absolutely no sense at all.
When someone comes downstairs and asks you "Do you have a vanilla envelope that I can borrow?"..(he really means manilla envelope).Or, if your roommate takes lightbulbs from your room when he runs out because "you make more money that I do"... This is Gorilla Logic.
by Podey Nugget March 26, 2009
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selmaan logic

I love selmaan. Meh. They want me to have at least 20 letters.
god selmaan is cool!
by Thalis August 18, 2004
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Lewdie Logic

A technique used by any asshole Lewdie and involves a play on words to prove they are right in any argument Logic.
Mike is such a prick! He always uses Lewdie Logic in an attempt to prove he is right. What a loser!
by Mike Oxmall April 20, 2006
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logik

A misspelling of 'logic' due to a large amount of shitty cock occupying the mouth and/or hands at the time of your 23 hour sessions on SE.
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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