knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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Log Prodder

A term referring to homosexuals.
John) "Dave, Tom Wanted Me To Tell You He Fancies You..."

Dave) "Tom Your A Log Prodder?!"

Tom) "Hey! Whats Wrong With Liking Guys??"
by Samuel P. R. August 04, 2008
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log squish

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.
by Cobenhagen January 04, 2018
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vagina logs

1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.
OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.

Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.
by knowledgeable November 02, 2015
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Toe Logging

When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.
The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.
by Drakozzz April 15, 2022
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Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own
Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 31, 2022
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Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.
Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.
by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009
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