vlatay latte

the most awesome drink ever made. go to starbucks and order a tall iced cinnimon dolce latte with 2 pumps cinnimon dolce 1 pump carmel and 1 pump pepper mint.

omg have you tried this vlatay latte. taylor and vlada told me about it and it's awesome

by abigale greslen January 4, 2009

scooter latte

Code word for an incredibly attractive member of the male species. Used in coffee shop jargin for customers. The scooter latte may be altered according to physical attributes, sexual orientation, and/or relationship status.

Now you will be prepared to de-code the messages of all those baristas you've always wanted to date. Yes, this is like liquid gold.

I got a large scooter latte with flavor on table 9.

(translates: handsome tall married guy)
Oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it's got grounds in it.
(translates: sexy guy, total jerkface)
It's too bad, there's a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
At first glance I thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)

by Miss Firari January 2, 2011

online acceptance letter

the coldest, most impersonable way to get denied from the college of your dreams. ironically, a few days after you see that those fuckers denied you virtually, you get a letter that denies you all over again.

Boy:Hey, I heard you applied to Dartmouth!
Girl: Yeah I looked up a copy of my online acceptance letter, and I found out they fucking rejected me.

by oh_hawt_dayum December 19, 2008

magna cum latte

An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.

First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!

by superaynumerouno August 6, 2009

Latte

A dessert type of coffee which makes idiots think they are sophisticated by drinking it

Look at the wuss drinking his latte!

by Rabbi Peters November 25, 2009

A letter in the mailbox

When you wear a thong.

Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out

Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*

by emmelie March 16, 2006

Love letter from a Snake

A ticket you receive from a police officer.

"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."

by James Redmon July 3, 2005