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Licking them

A term I learned in the back country of Wyoming working with roughnecks in the patch (oil/gas drilling site). It implies that you are bored and not doing a thing that is worth describing. Literally means you're licking your own nuts to pleasure yourself much as a dog seems to do so at random when he's bored.
"Hey what's goin' on, Frank?" "I'm lickin' 'em... you?"
Licking them by s.e.t.i. March 29, 2005

licking the fire 

the act of smoothering a person in bannanas foster lighting them on fire and licking it all of as the fire burns
i was licking the fire with my boyfriend last night and it was hot
licking the fire by lohikan!! August 31, 2007

licking furniture 

The act of oral sex between two females.
Lori really likes when Jess licks her furniture.

Both of them enjoy licking furniture.
licking furniture by tes272 August 14, 2014

Linkin Log 

1. Taking a giant shit, in the form of a log.

2. The act of sodomizing someone with a pizza log.
1. I just dropped a Linkin Log, man, the toilet's backed up.

2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.
Linkin Log by LinkinBlogger October 24, 2014

Licking taint 

When you’re/someone (is) kissing ass so much to get something for so long that you’re no longer kissing ass you’re licking taint.

(Trying to achieve something by sucking up to someone, but having to double the amount of sucking up, to advance on the reaching of ones goal.)

(Relates to terms like, ass kissing, suck my dick, suck a left nut/tit, screw you, gtfo, and lick my balls ( ligma ). )
Bro Jordan has been kissing Sarah’s ass for months, now he’s just licking taint.
Licking taint by Goatking69420 July 31, 2018

Licking stamps 

What every gay ass does instead of licking pussies.
Why you looking at my girl and licking stamps
Licking stamps by Fortnitebitch January 9, 2019