lewis eagle

One of the biggest queens from Essex living Leeds.... Has a bitch face that could kill

Lewis eagle you're a hot tomally hunny

by Laurensorenson April 4, 2015

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wide lewis

he is wide, it is poggers

yo! its wide lewis!

by your average femboi March 30, 2022

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The ultimate power couple who no one should mess with otherwise they will mess you shit up. They both have an overwhelming desire for each other. Any girl flirts with Lewis she will blast their asses to hell. They love each other with a passionate love which nothing can or will ever break.

girl1: have yo hear about the power couple Lewis and Bella .
boy1: Yes quite jealous tbh

by Lewis and Bella December 8, 2020

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Gail Lewis

More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.

A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.

“Oh my God, it’s Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Morris Illinois”
“Thank you for your service Gail Lewis”

by anonymous November 26, 2023

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