dong kong

its a face of donkey kong but (cringey)

dong kong loool

by soouc June 03, 2019

Kong Squeakair

A tennis ball that squeaks.

The dog won't let go of the Kong Squeakair ball.

by funnymemes03 January 18, 2021

Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.

I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.

by HouseFace May 23, 2025

kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

by Kingkong1738yr March 14, 2017

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 13, 2024

Konging

When kinging (sitting on a someones face so they can lick a males ass) the male proceeds to bang on his chest like King Kong.

During forplay the other night, Ryan say on my face and beat on his chest. He was Konging me.

by EssBee_33 September 23, 2020

Konging

A person who usually bangs drugs via IV and gets in an angry rage.

Hey dude! Watch out for those people. They are konging like a mf

by Beedee Kong January 11, 2022