Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021

kelly-joe

A very strong/harty person, usually a hoodrat. They are a very beautiful human with special features. They have lots of friends aswell as enemies. 'Kelly-Joe' would usually be a white person. They're family would usually be poor but 'kelly-joe' would always have money. They are a very nice and caring person or they could be the most ratchet person you ever meet

There goes the hoodrat kelly-joe

by Jayyjayy12345 March 6, 2018

Philip Kelly

An amazing boy who becomes and even more amazing man . Someone who isn't very social or emotional. However , when he finds something or someone he loves , he will love them/it with everything in him. He cherishes the things he has . He's very stubborn , sometimes annoying , but his cuteness outweighs it all. He always has a hard time telling the people he loves no . At the same time , he is very unemotional and heartless . He does not care what anyone thinks of him. All of this makes : a Philip

That gentlemen there is a Philip kelly

by Wattsitooya January 24, 2021

Kelly "blue_berryhead"

A strange person. A person who is a extremely big fan of the linumination series "despicable me" a woman liker and a hooker a straight up hooker a fucking prostitute

"hey have you ever met my cousin Kelly? She's my cousin and I think you know her" "the gay hooker?" "Yeah her!" "I didn't know Kelly "blue_berryhead" was like that

by The REAL wiki March 31, 2022

Cathal kelly

A grumpy mofo and likes blocking people out of their lives for no reason

My grandpa acts just like a cathal kelly and that’s why my dad is distancing our family from him !

by shannons0510 October 20, 2019

Kelly Rowland

The chick who will forever be remember as the girl in Beyonce's shadow; a wannabe Beyonce.

Kelly Rowland let Beyonce Knowles take advantage of her due to the fact that she was blinded by "friendship."

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

kelly ripa

The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.

"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010