A group of homosexuals who banded together after they were thrown out of the Republican National Convention in 2004. They decided that it was time for them to spread their gay message with gay songs and gay lyrics. They are fond of performing homoerotic acts on stage, such as penis-fencing and singing remixed ABBA songs with their whiny voices.
It is a generally accepted truth that Disney CEO Robert Iger decided to support the group after the jonas brother with the caterpillar eyebrows slept with him and performed sex acts that aren't even found in the Kama Sutra or Maxim's 365 Days of Sex Mini Calendar.
Like Hannah Montana, they are Disney RoboCo. androids that have replaced their genitals with I Love Mickey tracking-devices/antennas.
It is a generally accepted truth that Disney CEO Robert Iger decided to support the group after the jonas brother with the caterpillar eyebrows slept with him and performed sex acts that aren't even found in the Kama Sutra or Maxim's 365 Days of Sex Mini Calendar.
Like Hannah Montana, they are Disney RoboCo. androids that have replaced their genitals with I Love Mickey tracking-devices/antennas.
fan girl: liek omg i like totally love the jonas brothers. especially like the one with the fugly like caterpillar eyebrows! They make me think of butterflies!
Sensible gentleman: Fuckwad. They're already butterflies.
Fan girl: I hope they'll have secks with me!
sensible gentleman: HI! Skullfucker, they're gay! Besides, they don't have penises: they have DisneyTracker2000s in their crotches.
Sensible gentleman: Fuckwad. They're already butterflies.
Fan girl: I hope they'll have secks with me!
sensible gentleman: HI! Skullfucker, they're gay! Besides, they don't have penises: they have DisneyTracker2000s in their crotches.
by Sensible Gentleman March 3, 2009
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OMG MY EARS!!!! What are you playing, the jonas brothers???
John is such a man slut, I think he is a jonas brother
John is such a man slut, I think he is a jonas brother
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Das Jonas-Theme ist das einzigartigste und absolut beste Musikstück in der Geschichte der modernen Welt. Es geht auf das Stück „River flows in you“ zurück, wobei der einzige Unterschied besteht, dass es von Jonas gespielt wird.
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Has an awesome Frodo-like hairstyle, a very contagious (and cute) laugh, plus a smile that will make you melt. Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.
Has an awesome Frodo-like hairstyle, a very contagious (and cute) laugh, plus a smile that will make you melt. Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.
by Brenda K. Pren February 25, 2008
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A: just google it .. key words = The Jonas Brothers.
Q: why do you dont like the Jonas Brothers?
A : cuz they suck and their idiotic fans seriously suck.
they are overrated
they do have bad music
they give modern music a bad name
they should take voice lessons and guitar lessons
they have terrible lyrics and they frickin suck at singing
the fans are the sorriest excuse for humans cuz they are hypocrites and posers
such stupid music by band that dont know how to play their instrument
A: just google it .. key words = The Jonas Brothers.
Q: why do you dont like the Jonas Brothers?
A : cuz they suck and their idiotic fans seriously suck.
they are overrated
they do have bad music
they give modern music a bad name
they should take voice lessons and guitar lessons
they have terrible lyrics and they frickin suck at singing
the fans are the sorriest excuse for humans cuz they are hypocrites and posers
such stupid music by band that dont know how to play their instrument
brainless fangirls : - whats they AIM and Email?
- how can i get nick/joe/kevin/whoever to marry me?
- zomg, i'm like, their biggest fan!
- which Jonas Brother are you gonna go out with?
the Anti-Jonas : I HATE the Jonas Brothers.
Even if I didn't I'd still be annoyed by these stupid questions.
they are mainstream, gay, and generally talentless and a lot of girls don't shut the fuck up about them
When will they end?
- how can i get nick/joe/kevin/whoever to marry me?
- zomg, i'm like, their biggest fan!
- which Jonas Brother are you gonna go out with?
the Anti-Jonas : I HATE the Jonas Brothers.
Even if I didn't I'd still be annoyed by these stupid questions.
they are mainstream, gay, and generally talentless and a lot of girls don't shut the fuck up about them
When will they end?
by Naraya W. October 4, 2008
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Teen Girl #1: Oh my gosh, I love Nick Jonas with all of my heart!
Teen Girl #2: I'm going to have Joe Jonas's babies!
Teen Girl #3: Guys, Nick and Joe are pretty cool, but Kevin Jonas is clearly the epitome of perfection.
Teen Girl #2: I'm going to have Joe Jonas's babies!
Teen Girl #3: Guys, Nick and Joe are pretty cool, but Kevin Jonas is clearly the epitome of perfection.
by ErinFTW February 25, 2008
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"Hey Joe, look at that guy over there. What a bod!" says the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, Nick.
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
by IdOnTlIkEtHeJoNaSbRoThErS October 23, 2008
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