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pulling a joe jonas

Joe Jonas is always wearing to tight of pants.

James:Dude stop pulling a joe Jonas you look gay
Mark:sorry man
by Example Steve December 29, 2013
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Jonas

1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
by As Tave Myliu February 18, 2008
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Jonas Diec

The New god and Life it self
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Friend: What is your name?
Jonas: Jonas Diec
Friend: Holy shit
by Boab56 August 28, 2012
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jonas

Poop = Jonas
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Jonas Brothers fans.

People who like the Jonas Brothers. There are many perceptions of us fans, most of them being that we can't spell, or use punctuation. And that we are pre-teen girls. I am a girl, who is a teenager, who can spell. So don't stereotype us all.
The Jonas Brothers are a band made of the brothers, Nick, Joe and Kevin. To me, they are inspirational, talented boys who are just fulfilling their dreams. They may not be to yours or other people's tastes, but don't criticize or hate them- just because you do not like them. They aren't 'gay'- as half of you call them. If they are gay, then why is Kevin married? Nick has dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez to name just a few. Joe has dated Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene- so, obviously, they are not gay.
People think of Jonas Brother fans as girls who hate on you if you don't like them. I don't. I respect people's opinions, and I don't care if you don't like them or their music- but I do care if you start giving them hate. They don't aim to please everyone, and if you don't like them, then fair enough. But me, and many other people across the world, do. Don't hate.
Some Jonas Fans: "Omggg!!!! Jonas brothersss i luv uu so mucH marr y meey! you r so so so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luff yaaaaaaaaaaaaa. speek l8r? mwa mwa xoxoxo"

Me: "It is their fault people get the perception that we are thick little children. Fuck them."

Jonas Hater: "Hey, did you see those Jonas Brothers Fans. Those ditsy, pre-teen girls that can't spell. And the Jonas Brothers? They are sooo gay. Like total fags..."

Me: "I can spell, I am well educated. I am a teenager, and of the Female species. I am actually quite clever too. And the Jonas Brothers? I think they are inspirational boys! I don't see why they get hated on, they are just following their dream. I don't just care about their looks either."
by b00_y0uwh0re August 27, 2012
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Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers from New Jersey that write their own music and care about their fans.

A group as popular as the Jonas Brothers, otherwise known as JB or JoBros, will have good and bad publicity.

The band, consisting of Joe, 20, Nick, 17, and Kevin, 21, are often compared to the Beatles, a very popular band that shaped the world's history.

The Jonas Brothers have released 4 ablums so far, It's About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), A Little Bit Longer (2008), and Lines, Vines and Trying Times (2009). Each album has at least one song that stands out to listeners. The song Mandy, featured on It's About Time, is about a close family friend who dated Joe. They are still great friends. The self-titled album has many songs that fans still listen to including S.O.S., Hold On, When You Look Me In The Eyes, and Year 3000. They wrote all of these except for Year 3000 which was also on It's About Time. Burning Up and A little Bit Longer are the two most mentioned on A little Bit Longer. Nick, the youngest who has diabetes, wrote the song ( shortened to ALBL by many) while in Canada filming Camp Rock 1. Paranoid and Much Better are only 2 of many great songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times (shortened to LVATT by fans). The song Fly with Me was featured in the end credits of the movie "Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian" where JB did the voices of three cherub statues.
Teenie: Oh Em Jay!!! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS! Nick and Joe are the only good looking JoBros. Kevin is ugly. He shouldn't be in the band.

Real Fan doesn't say anything. Real Fan shoots the Teenie in the head and lets them bleed.
by oliviaisme September 30, 2009
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