Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.

I gave a deaf job to Tina.

by The Anus Master February 11, 2014

Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “

by Maccamore February 14, 2021

Gap Job

N.: The highly erotic and sexually stimulating act of licking your sexual partners goouch.

Dude, I got a crazy gap job last night. I just gave her a gap job, she was all up on my goouch.

by GapJobMaster67 June 14, 2011

Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010

Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.

"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"

by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020

below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.

Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.

by A. Roy August 10, 2006

Colosseum Job

When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.

It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.

Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.

Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.

by cjredskin September 13, 2009