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Jersey Punch

One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.
Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.
by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010
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Jersey shore

A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
by starwarsgeek133 January 21, 2011
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Jersey Shore

(noun) 1. A bunch of steroid using testosterone junkies with small penises that think they are macho. 2. A group of preppy prissy princess bitches that want to fuck so bad that their legs are spread every day and their hours of operation are longer than the local convenience store.
Im going to go watch some Jersey Shore to laugh at rich sluts that think they are better than everyone else.
by _n0LAn_ January 8, 2011
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Ocean City, New Jersey

Ocean City, New Jersey is a small island in South Jersey. Dubbed "America's Greatest Family Resort", the "real O.C." is a notorious destination for Pennsylvania's summer vacationers.
Most of the real estate in Ocean City is owned by the shoobies, which is why some consider it to be a "dead town" in the winter. The year-rounders are typically wholesome people who like to smoke some weed in their free time. Their kids are coke head homecoming queens and gansta surfers with dreadlocks.
The locals can tell you about the underground quirkiness of the town. For example, everyone who lives there knows about Slobber Bob and Underdog Girl. Also essential to the town are Express Pizza, Sack O' Subs, 7th Street Surf Shop, Denovum, and, of course, The Boardwalk.
I used to live in Ocean City, New Jersey and we would sabotage shoobies on the boardwalk and flip them off when driving.
by Sassafras Scumblesquash April 29, 2006
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new jersey devils

the most diciplined team in all of hockey. often crizicized for using "the trap" defense, 2-1-2, which shuts down even the best offensive teams. most haters bitch that the devils are boring and are "ruining hockey." This is certainly not the case, as they have become on of the most explosive teams in the league. Haters also make fun of the fans, because the devils have attendance records way below average. they fail to realize that this is because two other franchises existed in the same region when the devils were formed in 1985. they won the stanley cup in 95, 00, and 03, with a bright future of diciplined hockey ahead.
we're gona play the trap, like the new jersey devils.
by Fidyk May 2, 2006
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jersey meathook

Whoever put these definitions on here should be shot. I am the originator of the jersey meathook, a term coined in early 2000 when I had first heard of the shocker. To use this move, you would take your index and middle finger and stick them out and also your thumb... thus allowing two in the pink and one in the stink... not to be confused with the reverse jersey meathook which would be one in the pink and two in the stink... this variation of the shocker is used mostly on lightweight girls who can be easily lifted by the meathook... "The Jersey Meathook" a phrase that could only be coined by a kid from Brick, NJ.
Seeing as how Tom didnt have a ring or a pinky finger he substituted the shocker for "The Jersey Meathook".
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New Jersey

A radioactive wasteland you may mistakenly find yourself should you be visiting New York. If you end up here it likely means you accidentally entered the on ramp for the Lincoln Tunnel. Either that or you're trying to get to Pennsylvania or all other points west.

The inhabitants of North Jersey are orange-skinned freaks who speak a bastardized pastiche of English, Italian, and Ebonics and who eke out meager livings selling drugs and extorting local businesses for protection money. The inhabitants of South Jersey are cannibalistic subhuman swamp people who live in mud huts deep in the wilderness of the Pine Barrens. They will rape and then devour the unfortunate soul who wanders into their domain and search his remains for money to use on the slots in Atlantic City, their only potential source of income.
Shit, we're in New Jersey. Don't panic, just keep the windows rolled up and the doors locked.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. March 21, 2010
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