slam and jerk

A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!

Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.

by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011

thumbs up jerk

a complete jerk on Youtube asking for people to thumbs up there comment. Often to boost an internet ego that dosentr exist.

"Thumbs up if this comment if you got here through dogs farting"

@ shut up you thumbs up jerk

by mezalong November 25, 2011

indian tear-jerker

When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.

Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker

by Fatty Fatstuff June 11, 2014

Grand Theft Jerk

When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.

"This guy fucked my wife, so I Grand Theft Jerked him."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

catch a jerk

The act of masturbating.

Zach went to bathroom to “catch a jerk”

by Candaster March 10, 2022

jerk factory

place where a jerk is produced, put through riggerous asshole testing and once certified, sent out into society

slow drivers are probably from a jerk factory

by big d May 1, 2004