Jazz

Has bomb ass cock
Tends to say yes when asked 'eat in or takeaway?'
Died from fall damage

Jazz's dad disappeared

by eszrtxdrcfytvgh November 12, 2023

Hit Jazz

A type of music or theme song for a character that on paper sounds like it shouldn't fit the character at all, but in execution, wraps back around to working entirely. Mostly by being a really, REALLY good song.

Person1: "Man I love the DBZ Fighterz soundtrack, especially Hit's theme!"

Person2: "The emotionless assassin character with a jazz theme? How does that make sense?"

Person1: "Exactly! It doesn't! But somehow it loops back around to making perfect sense! Who doesn't love a little Hit Jazz?"

by anonymous January 13, 2024

jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024

Jazz Eggs

A small Spodge of Spadge

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again

by judonostalgia December 4, 2023

squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.

The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.

by pineapplerind December 19, 2023

jazz jackrabbit

the first fornite ever

person 1: "oh boy i cant wait to play jazz jackrabbit"

person 2: "im going to kill you if you play fortnite in my vicinity£"

by MEGQUESTER24 December 14, 2022

jazz jackrabbit

fornite 1

pperson 1 (hopef): oh boy i cant wait to play jazz jackrabbit at home on my fornite epic compute pc ep gayimer
person 2: Dont play fornite in vicintiy of me!£

by MEGQUESTER24 December 14, 2022