Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

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jar lover

when a man loves a jar so much that the jar is his bf/gf

" i found out tom is a jar lover "

by memaw757 December 15, 2021

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jar pause

Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".

"The cashier had her back turned when I took out my tip money, so I totally jar paused."

by caseyLA February 10, 2007

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Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

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